OF SPONSORS AND BLESSERS. ANCESTORS READY TO BLESS US

And behold, there is a new breed of extravagant sheikhs in town who are ready to blow supernumerary amounts of Arab money on any soul willing to play ball, pay bills or whenever their balls desperately need to play. They have the keys to crack open the havens of pleasure located around their loins which…

A Century of Liberated Women Who Can’t  Cook

I was having an epiphany and with it came a eureka moment of just how much I love food. Food actually accepted me as one of its own! We love food, and we hope food loves us with that same undeniable abundance. What is life without food? Suicide. So it is safe to say that…

Social Media Realm, A sphere that obscures Reality

It might be a free world, free for all, in fact  ready to accommodate every accepted level of madness, but listen…
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When you are dead, you do not know that you are dead. All the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you become a Wooden-head who acts stupid. We all suffer dear spooky.

It’s HARD for Love to STAND for LEGS that Open EASILY

Among the highly esteemed state of affairs, Love has had its fair share of the rouse. Affairs have been pioneered, and sparks of love have started fires inside the darkest of rooms. Some will say their love is so lit. Your jaw will drop and in that perturbed state, you will wonder if they know…

OF PERMANENT DECISIONS ON TEMPORARY FEELINGS

Undoubtedly feelings have had the chance to creep into your encephalon at some point if only to mutilate the normal functioning of your brains leaving it with colossal brain damage and the ability to get duped after clogging your noggins with touching love quotes…a touch so powerful,  you fall in love head over heels with a…

Facebook Love Story Syndrome, Online Love Hosting

Isn’t technology quite the bomb nowadays? (forget the pun) just picture yourself in a pan getting fried by folks consuming bundles of Internet as they roast Donald Trump on some huge grill without caring if he’ll turn into a charcoal black negritude together with his attitude. But then again i wouldn’t blame Trump entirely.. Maybe…

Valentines, a Singles Awareness Day

Holy Cupid!  It’s that time of the(this) Month… Again!  A day that the infatuated and smitten mortals choose to call Valentines Day and which the single sober souls call… Happy Independence Day!  I couldn’t agree more! Neither can i overemphasize the convoluted emotions it elicits. You and I are lucky Independent bastards who deserve naught…

LOVE— A pretext in a text for teenagers to have sex

Romantic love is a mental illness… But a gratifying and pleasurable one! —Calm down, retreat and hold your livid fire love-sick puppies … I am about to explain why… See.. .Love is parallel to an excruciating backache paralysis, it cant show on X-ray scanners but its still there!  As  a matter of fact let no…

Looking for a Wife? She’s somewhere looking for Wi-Fi

Whoever said technology will replace paper is some poor guy with a flourishing indigestion who has never  tried wiping their ass with an i-pad or an Android device… (Calm down Windows users… Your devices too cannot scoop that poop! .. albeit its Microsoft ).  Technology is here to stay just like weaves… We cant wish…

Christmas is a baby shower that still lives on

Once again we come to the holiday season… a deeply religious time that each of us observes their own way in merry making by going to the mall of their choice!  And the Mall issue might turn out grave in your thoughts when you reminisce the happenings in Kenya where the Westgate Mall was under…