Christmas is a baby shower that still lives on

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Merry Christmas

Once again we come to the holiday season… a deeply religious time that each of us observes their own way in merry making by going to the mall of their choice!  And the Mall issue might turn out grave in your thoughts when you reminisce the happenings in Kenya where the Westgate Mall was under siege. Your heart somewhat finds its way to your mouth…and you feel  claustrophobic even with Santa Claus appurtenance oozing all over the ozone.
As your heart palpitates menacingly out of your follicles.. you silently pray the mall you visited doesn’t come up with the mother of all mediocre drills ever invented in the epoch of Strathmore University…!

And after a successful shopping spree you give a toothy grin with that rapturous ecstasy… Indeed your sassy will not go unnoticed. You will want to remain unsullied.. So you will keep your friends close, your enemies closer and the receipts for all your major purchases closest. 

Now this would be the opportune time to tune your life into the resonance you can comfortably dance to.  Did you notice that life seems to follow a certain pattern? …Like i noticed that every year around this time i hear Christmas music… ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ
Oooh and never worry about the size of my Christmas tree emojis… In the eyes of children they are all 30 feet  tall.

At Christmas tea is compulsory and relatives are optional. Christmas is a time when everybody wants their past forgotten and their present remembered. What i dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. See the office party is one whooping great opportunity of a lifetime to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes and 15 seconds (that’s soo 2015)

For Christmas this year try giving less attitude.. There’s more than enough of that in the world as it is. Don’t be too benevolent with your bad temper.
Consider giving your folks a head with more brain than the Weave on it…
Dudes…. Don’t be offended if if you are asked if you are pregnant because you have a humongous belly.. Smile all the way to a gym because you know food is the father to that pregnancy.! 
And don’t forget that slogan.. real friends are friends who buy you food..! 
Indeed its that moment of sharing…
Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year to  you all readers…
In you people i feel that midas touch…
A toast to you all… Keep your reading culture intact and with me share your tact.
Touche’ !

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2 Comments Add yours

    1. itsmarcel says:

      Merry Christmas Mr. Jones savour in the prosperity of the new year ahead….

      Liked by 1 person

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