Behind every PRETTY GIRL there is a BOY wasting his TIME!

  Damn Damsel! …. Why do you have to be so alluringly  dead magnetic Fine! Can i walk you down the aisle?  On an island maybe…? Because honestly girl you give me a sporadic attack of goosebumps.. As if that isn’t enough mellow drama he might add…  Girl is your Mother a Rocket jet fighter—because when…

OF THEM THAT SAY MEN ARE DOGS… BUT ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN

” You men are all the same…”  (I’m  inclined to comprehend that the lady who invented that phrase was a Chinese who lost her boyfriend in a crowd! ) such are the sentiments you will get from a frustrated damsel in distress who just survived the intriguing intricacies of her playboy, rendering her the “SideChick“. She…