Dont look for a man with a TELEVISION Find one with a VISION!

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With much consideration to the weather being served to us by mother nature at the moment, is only fair that even the fairer sex be given the Carte blanche to go hunting for the “rib” that they might find viable in their quest for camouflage from the chilly atmosphere!
Necessity has knocked and these folks are head over heals trying to get a  jacuzzi in the embodiment of a human skin or better still in pursuit for a mate if not the intended underlying quest for some coitus! But that’s just dessert…  Though some consider it their main course meal ( If some songstress can boldly give a guy the benefit of eating her derriere like groceries then coupling is the best coupon any lothario should subscribe to. ) The search for companionship has become widespread and though i wouldn’t have envisaged a damsel  wooing the opposite sex, the stories making headlines in Heralds are quite  electrifying if not nerve-jarring. You can tell from the stimulus that left  a whole nation (254)  aghast when a lady, one Laura Akunga decided to extend her benevolence to her “rib” with a 10 million locomotive as a birthday gift.! *eyes darting* Okay… Am impressed… Really!  Yes Times are changing expeditiously and this goes to my future wife….. I wouldn’t mind that same selfless treatment.

Which brings me to the real deal here,  just because one considers themselves the marginalized gender doesn’t give them the certificate to brand themselves the fairer ones and who’s lives need to be streamlined by the successful virile gender. Have  a sit young lady… Laura just bought his hubby a fuel guzzler and you still think you’ll spend hours on the mirror filtering your skin and immediately confuse a man driving Rolls-Royce to take you in with the hope for happily ever after? Get out of that Utopia Miss Dependent! I have no problem with you finding a sponsor but then again you can’t be lame enough to just sit!  Even call girls get paid from their sweat!  Literally!
Dont be surprised when she doesn’t reply your text… You probably dont have a lamborghini.  Its a stereotypic world…. Some of these wenches actually have a type! So beware young lad,  dont lazy around school or at your workstation coz i dont think that girl will be looking for love, ironically she won’t be having a degree either! But trust me she will want your pedigree to be the type that ejaculates cash incessantly if not instantly. Now that will surely arouse love a first sight!

Of course bills need to be paid! .. That lame slogan to will meet you ears thunderously if your jaws even attempt to castigate  Gold-digging!  Its one thing to find a man who can stabilize you financially but its even worse if you think these lads are entitled to adding you in their charity undertakings just because you own a Vagina!  Please… You belong to redLight Districts   and I’d recommend you to take it as a full time job! On the other hand another lady will be pious enough to even claim beatification to sainthood.. . but will swear to only marry a guy that drives (of course not a probox) which leaves me stupefied!  So  you can’t help but wonder was this very lady baptised with petrol?

His Mindset will sustain  your family cohesively not his swag or the stacks of paper he has in his bank account!.The political arena has actually proved to be  a reliable point of reference with “Honourables”   showing just how much miniaturized and emaciated their braincells can get. We anticipate their zeal to emancipate but shedding blood in the process is just preposterous! (A whole ‘Mheshimiwa’  soliciting a group of stooges to go on butchering spree with machetes?).. This is the point i get to tell you Mr. ‘Honourable’ One… You might have a lot of dime in your bank account but with that brain… a smart lady might just validate you as a sperm bank! All you he needs might just be Strong mandi_balls. .. sorry I meant Mandibles to chew Groundnuts for optimum spermatogenesis!

That having been said lets quest to find companionship that is more of brain culminated than arousals triggered by perishable needs of  the heart..!  The hearts  wants what it wants but then again the heart only pumps blood…. Your brains will serve you best… if you happened to embrace civilization!

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  1. jowaljones says:

    Laura just bought his hubby a fuel guzzler and you still think you’ll spend hours on the mirror filtering your skin and immediately confuse a man driving Rolls-Royce to take you in with the hope for happily ever after? Get out of that Utopia Miss Dependent!
    Well said, well said

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