Time

Speaking of time, it been a long goddamn while.  Forgive my re-occurring smorgasbord of tepid syndrome that made cobwebs thrive within this space – doubleonews  interwebs . This poor parchment was estranged. I could say I decided to walk my tortoise to the zoo before writing another piece but then some of you would think…

The World Owes you Nothing, It was here First

In 1800’s boys used to go to war, nowadays men in their 20’s get hurt by blue ticks.  These men are having a robust hormonal metamorphosis that make them sulk like a baby who has just been denied titties that are so full of life and colostrum. Men who audaciously call themselves Jaguar but they…

​You don’t need a Light skin, all you need is a Right skin

The city is lit. The streets are paved with a myriad shades that form a spectrum that is the broad daylight. The heavy weight have sought refuge in being vegans to get their light weight and groove back. To get their right weight back.  People actually have a type. Notwithstanding, I have accepted to live…

Screenshots

And behold, it’s such a huge dose of comic relief that you made it to the 21st century where the screenshot is one of the most used technology and deleting history is more important than making history. Screenshot is the new way to pirate illicit revelations and propagate endless chunks of humor with a credit…

It’s Valentines, and a Happy Singles Independence Day

Inevitably, Valentine’s Day is here, it is the very day that the “V” and the “D” come together with or without a pun intended. Lovebirds are about to sprinkle feel good hormones all over each other in a deliberate bid to appease the queens and gods of romance.  Single souls are waking up to yet…

How do you face your problem when the problem is your face?

We face yet another year, it’s 2017.  Some faces remain nonchalantly blissful, others will glimmer with time and even more will tremendously use up all the makeup that factories industriously make.  For some, the year is a blander that blends well with drought, world hunger and unremitting political faux pas.  Worse is if you bump…

TALES OF THE HEINOUS HYENA AND THE ANIMAL INVASION.

The animal kingdom is taking over, particularly the hyena fraternity, which has been over-zealously working round the clock to join the species of primates dubbed Homo sapiens. The hyena has effortlessly been crowned the king of seduction with a garment of sophistication, validating it to be accepted as one of our very own present day…

The Fixation With Other People’s Lives.

We are in a fix. Many can neither be fixed nor  fix their own lives- but you can be sure the government is robustly equipped to fix your name in the next corruption scandal. There is a new virus in the city and you can bet it is not Zika Virus.  A habit that has…

OF SPONSORS AND BLESSERS. ANCESTORS READY TO BLESS US

And behold, there is a new breed of extravagant sheikhs in town who are ready to blow supernumerary amounts of Arab money on any soul willing to play ball, pay bills or whenever their balls desperately need to play. They have the keys to crack open the havens of pleasure located around their loins which…

A Century of Liberated Women Who Can’t  Cook

I was having an epiphany and with it came a eureka moment of just how much I love food. Food actually accepted me as one of its own! We love food, and we hope food loves us with that same undeniable abundance. What is life without food? Suicide. So it is safe to say that…

Social Media Realm, A sphere that obscures Reality

It might be a free world, free for all, in fact  ready to accommodate every accepted level of madness, but listen…
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When you are dead, you do not know that you are dead. All the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you become a Wooden-head who acts stupid. We all suffer dear spooky.

It’s HARD for Love to STAND for LEGS that Open EASILY

Among the highly esteemed state of affairs, Love has had its fair share of the rouse. Affairs have been pioneered, and sparks of love have started fires inside the darkest of rooms. Some will say their love is so lit. Your jaw will drop and in that perturbed state, you will wonder if they know…