You were born to be Real, Not Perfect.

I’m writing this post thinking, how dare the author of this blog sneak in here in a tiptoe gait after partaking in steadfast disappearing acts. The nerve. One of the ardent readers recently raised a concern over the shriveled number of times I pen down. Some mention the inconsistency subtly while some choose to use…

Life is Hard, But as compared to what.

Life is tough alright. Sitting in a corner and crying the world a river does not make it any easier. Currency being the highly combustible fuel that runs life is highly factored in a myriad aspects of organic phenomenon. Life. Your existence is pegged onto money like it’s your perennial nanny. As a matter of…

Look Around, The world is drunk on cheap wine of shallow love

Are you not enjoying the year so far? I mean we have squandered the first quarter of the year and amongst the things that make us kinky is the fact that we have three more quarters to dramatically play cat and mouse theatrics with our goddam lives. Excessive drama yet to go around. Which basically…

Does the Spade really care what we call it.

I once mentioned that love, more often than not, feels like a superficial jiggery-pokey which culminates into a sweet excuse for teenagers to have sex. And let’s not have a cajoling debate on how people fancy the act of canoodling. People simply love coitus, people love getting randy, people will roll in the sack regardless…

SPUR

Consider the featured image a taste of 2018 even as I sneak back in here, shamelessly, after a century of no writings on the wall. Readers have been incessantly asking for me to show them a sign. I swear I have been focusing on being able to buy myself lots of food without running out…

Time

Speaking of time, it been a long goddamn while.  Forgive my re-occurring smorgasbord of tepid syndrome that made cobwebs thrive within this space – doubleonews  interwebs . This poor parchment was estranged. I could say I decided to walk my tortoise to the zoo before writing another piece but then some of you would think…

The World Owes you Nothing, It was here First

In 1800’s boys used to go to war, nowadays men in their 20’s get hurt by blue ticks.  These men are having a robust hormonal metamorphosis that make them sulk like a baby who has just been denied titties that are so full of life and colostrum. Men who audaciously call themselves Jaguar but they…

​You don’t need a Light skin, all you need is a Right skin

The city is lit. The streets are paved with a myriad shades that form a spectrum that is the broad daylight. The heavy weight have sought refuge in being vegans to get their light weight and groove back. To get their right weight back.  People actually have a type. Notwithstanding, I have accepted to live…

Screenshots

And behold, it’s such a huge dose of comic relief that you made it to the 21st century where the screenshot is one of the most used technology and deleting history is more important than making history. Screenshot is the new way to pirate illicit revelations and propagate endless chunks of humor with a credit…

It’s Valentines, and a Happy Singles Independence Day

Inevitably, Valentine’s Day is here, it is the very day that the “V” and the “D” come together with or without a pun intended. Lovebirds are about to sprinkle feel good hormones all over each other in a deliberate bid to appease the queens and gods of romance.  Single souls are waking up to yet…

How do you face your problem when the problem is your face?

We face yet another year, it’s 2017.  Some faces remain nonchalantly blissful, others will glimmer with time and even more will tremendously use up all the makeup that factories industriously make.  For some, the year is a blander that blends well with drought, world hunger and unremitting political faux pas.  Worse is if you bump…

TALES OF THE HEINOUS HYENA AND THE ANIMAL INVASION.

The animal kingdom is taking over, particularly the hyena fraternity, which has been over-zealously working round the clock to join the species of primates dubbed Homo sapiens. The hyena has effortlessly been crowned the king of seduction with a garment of sophistication, validating it to be accepted as one of our very own present day…